Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden
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really want to go sit in the middle of nature and not think for a while
quietly working together on your own projects in the same room as a form of intimacy.
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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering
“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response
she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response
Please tell me this is our timeline
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We pressure introverts to socialize to push them out of their comfort zone, but we don’t isolate extroverts to push them out of theirs.
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